"LOOK AT THE MASSIVE CROWD... This'd be the perfect time to yell.... SOMEONE IN THE CROWD IS GETTING RAPED!"
-everything goes quiet-
-one thousand death stares at sarah-
"... of course..."
"when we get inside, michelle, yell hysterically..."
"AHAHAHAHAHA, WAAAAAAAH, AAAAAAAAADOUNASODUS-- shit, sorry, you said inside."
-more death stares-
"now, WHO'S GOT THE SPLIFF? HAVE YOU GOT THE DRUGS? OH WAIT, NO, YOU GAVE ME THE WEED..."
-even more death stares-
"look, it's a girl, playing bagpipes. she's young. AND BLONDE."
"do you want me to yell that she's a girl? I'LL YELL THAT SHE'S A GIRL..."
"NO, MICHELLE, DON'T--"
Too late. She was already standing in front of a massive crowd, all staring at this young child playing the bagpipes... and then staring at Michelle.
"OHMYGOD, IT'S A FUCKING GIRL!!!!!!"
-even more and more death stares-
"BUUUULLSHIIIIT, BUUUULLSHIIIIT, BUUUULLSHIIIT..."
-mother covers her child's ears-
Pre Good Day